Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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