You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
