So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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