My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
