I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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