i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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