Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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