I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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