whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
