Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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