belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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