I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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