I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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