I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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