So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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