and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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