who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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