so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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