i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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