I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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