lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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