Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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