Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
ttyl tear gas
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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