never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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