I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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