is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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