I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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