Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You were trust falling into bushes
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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