508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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