can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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