She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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