i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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