He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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