It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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