Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
wow bdsm is so cute
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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