dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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