next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
All I want is dick and wine.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
