dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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