Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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