I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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