So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i think i have two assholes
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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