I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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