and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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