Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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