he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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