Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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