what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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