East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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