You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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