Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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