Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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