Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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